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Tweak says, "There is no war in ba sing se"

< spike > (thebigbad) wrote in paragraffiti,
@ 2008-07-15 00:02:00

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buffy summers, spike

Jared? Bother me again while I'm feeding and I'll rip your bloody head off.

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	ex_sinofthef307 2008-07-15 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	oh threatening on here and not in person? really...I have only one reply bring it on Spike! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thebigbad 2008-07-15 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	I threatened you face to face when we were in the kitchen. I didn't realize that being ugly also meant that you had to be deaf. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sinofthef307 2008-07-15 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	I think I just preferred to tune you out...I tried to be nice and civil to you but you have to make me your enemy and I thought I had anger issues (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebigbad 2008-07-15 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, nice and civil. You threatened to pass on your herpes. Sorry, mate, but that's not exactly my cup of tea. Now sod off before I kill you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sinofthef307 2008-07-15 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	you just upset me...I lost my temper...and it isn't herpes, its' a genetically engineered virus if you been through what I have you would hate vampires too. The vampires gave it to me. I apologize for threatening you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebigbad 2008-07-15 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Yawn. Oh. I'm sorry. Were you saying something? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_sinofthef307 2008-07-15 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry for treating you the way I did...bad experience clouded my judgment. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thebigbad 2008-07-16 12:04 am UTC (link)
	You're really desperate to get on my good side, aren't you? Either that or you're just looking for a good shag. I've already got a girlfriend. Try someplace else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sinofthef307 2008-07-16 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Umm no…no…no! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebigbad 2008-07-16 12:20 am UTC (link)
	You can pay people for that sort of thing, you know. Get a job and leave me the hell alone. Last warning. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	slayerbee 2008-07-16 12:40 am UTC (link)
	You're not very good at making new friends, are you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thebigbad 2008-07-16 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Depends on who I'm making friends with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spike. slayerbee 2008-07-16 01:01 am UTC (link)
	You alright? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy. thebigbad 2008-07-16 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Just dandy. You? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spike. slayerbee 2008-07-16 01:08 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, not really buying that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy. thebigbad 2008-07-16 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Right. Well. I usually don't let people get under my skin, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spike. slayerbee 2008-07-16 01:17 am UTC (link)
	I know, that's why I'm asking. What's up with annoying, bald, and ugly that's got you so bad moody? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy. thebigbad 2008-07-16 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Besides all that you've written already? What kind of vampire has a heartbeat? Or a pulse? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spike. slayerbee 2008-07-16 01:23 am UTC (link)
	A...vampire who isn't a vampire? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy. thebigbad 2008-07-16 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Except he is. And that's just wrong. It's bad enough that Angel went and got all humanized before. Now we've got vampires running round with heartbeats. It's all sick and twisted and I am not going to stand for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spike. slayerbee 2008-07-16 01:27 am UTC (link)
	Gonna revolt or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy. thebigbad 2008-07-16 01:30 am UTC (link)
	I bloody well should! We're called the living dead for a reason, you know! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spike. slayerbee 2008-07-16 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Spike. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy. thebigbad 2008-07-16 01:36 am UTC (link)
	What? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spike. slayerbee 2008-07-16 01:37 am UTC (link)
	You should be used to all this weirdness by now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy. thebigbad 2008-07-16 01:40 am UTC (link)
	A hundred plus years and you'd think as much, yeah. I just wish I knew when they started handing pulses out to vampires. Might've dropped in for the sale. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spike. slayerbee 2008-07-16 01:42 am UTC (link)
	I bet you're still more alive than any of them are, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy. thebigbad 2008-07-16 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Too right. Buncha stiffs, the lot of em. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spike. slayerbee 2008-07-16 01:45 am UTC (link)
	That's right. So...chin up, isn't that what you say? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy. thebigbad 2008-07-16 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Something like that, yeah. I need to get the hell out of here. Up for a patrol? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spike. slayerbee 2008-07-16 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Sure, why not? We'll call it a date to cheer you up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy. thebigbad 2008-07-16 01:54 am UTC (link)
	And the night suddenly seems so much brighter. Meet me in the lobby in ten. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spike. slayerbee 2008-07-16 01:55 am UTC (link)
	I know, I know, I'm a good girlfriend. See you then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy. thebigbad 2008-07-16 01:57 am UTC (link)
	That you are. Cheers. (Reply to this) (Parent)