Bart Allen (just_impulse) wrote in paragraffiti, @ 2008-06-17 19:34:00 |
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Entry tags: | bart allen, cassie ainsworth, chris miles, claire bennet, kara zor-el, scorpius malfoy |
Six weeks ago I went to the Smithsonian and ripped off a hand from one of the mummies and kept it. And after that I went into the Mammal Hall and knocked down all the animals and destroyed two of the monkeys when I ran over them. I also took a fossil of a prehistoric fish thing and a beetle from the Insect Zoo.
When I was fifteen I smoked crack with three other kids in an alley in New York. I did it six other times after that with the same kids in the same place. And I used to steal people’s money and credit cards all the time. When I was still doing that I used the aliases Wally West, Jay Garrick, and Barry Allen, which now freaks me out because I know that in the comics those people are real.
Also, Damien Thorn is a pervert and he probably rapes kids for fun. He said gross things to me and now I want to smash his skull into a brick wall. I’m saying that he’s the antichrist from the hotel for right now, although I always figured the antichrist would be less… retarded and child-like. If he comes after me will somebody please interfere?