Thank you dearly, twins, for the enlightening and delightful (if necessarily brief) battle we engaged in. I do apologise for leaving so abruptly, but I had the information I needed and there was unfortunately no reason for me to remain with your uncle and mother gone.
I do have a present for you, though. Tick-tick-tick-boom. (And not nearly so predictable.)
Luke, Darling, don't you think it's time to become what you were for me? You're a pretty child, but you're much more challenging as a man.