ratbarf (ratbarf) wrote in paragraffiti, @ 2008-05-22 01:30:00 |
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Entry tags: | ratbarf trevor kowalski, sam winchester |
Gentlemen. And ladies (hello). The police seem to have confiscated the parabolic mirror I was constructing in the side yard, the Anarchimobile has worn out its clutch and none of us have the ready cash to fix it, I have been forced to abandon my attempts at mixing napalm in the bathtub because someone has been sleeping in it for the past week (not continuously; if that were to happen it would be easily assumable that the person in question were dead, and their corpse could be removed and the bathtub freed up for further Experiments; rather, there has been a continuous but ever-changing presence therein for eight days straight, and attempts to dislodge the various residents simply result in someone else taking their place), I have made all the Modifications to my current flamethrower model that can be managed without access to said unmixable napalm for testing purposes, and Johnny Chaosseed seems to be stagnating in a state of semi-sentience. In short, I have nothing to do.
Entertain me.