Ron.
When Ginny wakes up tomorrow and isn't quite so pissed off at me she'll realize it was a joke, Ron.
Oh don't be a complete and utter tosser. I can't believe you lot. I can't even be bothered coming up with something to say to that. I think I might just remove myself from this family right away. Has it ever occurred to any of you that I might of actually turned out to be a nice kid if you hadn't of thought the worst out of my intentions? No, of course not. You just jump to conclusions.
We can work this out over a charming cup of tea in a charming little coffee shop some time in the never future, yes? If you're just going to tell me off, go away.