Ha! Oh Captain Jack Harkness. You never ever change.
Tell me about how much fucking me means to you and everything will be all better. How it's more than just sex. Of course. Because nobody can resist Jack bloody Harkness.
You'll be fine, sir. You'll find someone else to warm your bed. You should ask Gwen. I'm sure she'd let you have a go. After all, she's the one you really wanted. I was just a convenient distraction because she had a boyfriend. A fiancé. A husband.