Dios. I can't. I can't do this. Do know how COOL you are? Oh, mierda. I mean, I was you for Halloween. I wanted to be you. You are SO effing wonderful. And just ... there are no words in the English or Spanish language to explain you awesomeness. Now. I'm done
Do you know where you are? It wouldn't happen to be a place with a lot of the computers and even more books? Would it?