filtered against baddies;
Because they were hussies, Aunt Faith. They wanted to play hussy Twister.
You and Mommy were REALLY MAD when you saw them hanging on Daddy and Uncle Sam and you told them Uncle Sam was taken and when the hussy girls said stuff to Mommy that I couldn't hear, you called them little whores and Mommy said jail bait sluts would be closer, and the girls said they were taller and you and Mommy laughed and you said it was just the length of their hooker skirts that made them think they were tall, and then Daddy's eyes got really big and said they were too young to be hookers and Mommy just shook her head at Daddy and then you and Mommy said you were gonna kick some asses and Daddy wouldn't stop laughing and Uncle Sam said that he needed to learn to control his midget army, but I've never seen his midget army, Aunt Faith, and it's not fair.
And then we all had to go and Michael and I wanted to play hussy Twister when we got back because that's what Mommy kept calling it after the first time she called it slutty Twister, but Uncle Sam couldn't play because he fell over. He was laughing too much too and nobody had even told a joke! And Daddy said hussy Twister would be fun later and Mommy said to us that it was okay to play regular Twister, not hussy Twister, and smacked Daddy, but she never said what hussy Twister was. Do you know what hussy Twister is?
[ooc: XD It just came out, I didn't even plan it!]