She's here too, you know. And I don't think she's going to be so quick to accept the fact that she ended up having kids with me. I bet she'll be all depressed and everything. And Krum! She'll want to know what happened with him!
No, no. This can't be real. You're obviously a figment of my imagination, as is everyone else. I bet Hermione never even got here. Neither did Ginny. I'm probably still the only one, with the exception of Lavender and Snape and Lily Evans and Tom Riddle. And I've obviously gone insane because I was so bloody well miserable and alone and I CREATED PEOPLE FROM THE FUTURE AND NOW THEY ARE ALIVE.