Screw the war. The generals are as useless as tits on a bull. If they want to fight, they can get up off their omniscient asses and do it themselves. The rest of us can eat, drink, and be merry while not fighting for our lives, causing chaos, or whatever your choice of apocalyptic activity may be.
I said it a while back but Los Angeles is the nation's mental institution. So technically you've already been committed just by being brought here.