Buffy. Are you really Christ, you are Must've got hit in the head a few times when I would love a good shag tho
You don't know anything about this woman. And the fact that you're being so open with her after she started ranting on like a crazy person in her entry, followed by one of her mates asking her what she did makes me wonder if you're thinking at all.
Her name is Lauren, by the way. Says it right up there. Didn't they teach you anything in school? Reading, for starters?