Bart? Is it really you? Ohh, I hope so. But.. yes, I think it's true. There's two IP adresses out there, and they both got your name on them. Good to see you again.
Not sure you even want to know what your double was up to. He's probably been very naughty. And yes, I hope the other one reads this.
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I think Clark is here too, he's also back. You might need to show some ID and answer 20 questions when you meet him again. Don't ask me why, I wasn't here for that. I do know.. but it might be better if the two of you discuss it privately instead.