[Filtered against baddies]
This isn't my world. But I know this already. And even if I didn't, I certainly know it now. Vampires exist. So do demons.. physically, not just like in the Bible. My cousin still hasn't called me yet. Or emailed me. His number doesn't exist. Another weird thing, I have a few pictures of him in my mansion. But they're at least years old, from back when he was about 13, nothing recent. And I know I had some new ones there last week. We did that together.
At least I made a few new friends here. One of them, that blond guy, is living here now. He's talented. Though I still think he needs therapy. I also have a new car that I got a week or so ago. Found out I didn't pay for it. Guess it was a gift. Probably because my other one is totaled, which is very shocking, because I know damn well that I am a very good driver on the road. But.. not sure if the other me said this. But Mr. Wayne, I thank you for it. Now if I can just find out where that female vampire went to, or what her name is
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[Filtered to Hyperion]
I was told that you're the go-to people concerning matters of the supernatural. I also heard that Slayers have nothing to do with a Satanic death metal rock band, but they are really people who handle the elimination of evil vampires and demons. I also hear that your hotel is home to many skilled defenders of the city. I'm curious, are there any answers to the questions many have upon arriving here? Or maybe some advice about surviving in this chaotic mess, I'd settle for that. I understand if you're busy. There's a lot of freaky stuff going on. I could come by to speak privately to one of your members, if that works better. Maybe I could even help with a case or two. I'm not exactly normal either.
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[Filtered to Bart Allen]
Hey, are you doing okay? Been very quiet lately Maybe we can do something. I don't know, maybe pig out on food or play video games. Whatever you want, just let me know if you need anything. I'm kinda bored and restless over here. Also, how well did you know the other me? I'm curious if you worked for him, or how well you knew him, or if you also had an arrangement. There's this magical guy Scorpius, plus a hot lady vampire.. and I have no idea who they are or what they had to do with the previous Damien Thorn. You'd think another me would leave notes behind so I'd at least have the knowledge. Then again, it'd just be my rotten luck that he hid them, or took them with him wherever he went.