So it seems that I'm stuck here. And I came up with a plan. It was a good plan and it involved minions. But I went to this bar that some guy recommended and it was all burned up. There was some massacre inside and I wasn't part of it.
I don't like this. I should be in charge of all slaughters.
And do you know how much the stink of burned bar lingers? It's gonna take me forever to get that stench outta my hair. Good thing I'm immortal.