Besides, I don't think you're ready to read Star Wars fanfiction, as you're thinking too narrowly and leaving out all the craziest kinds - cross-generation slash with added incest (eww), alternate reality or time travel slash, things like that. I bet there's fiction out there about you and, who knows, young Obi Wan Kenobi or someone. Or Tenel Ka and your mother, for the female side of this insanity.
[ooc: "You know, earlier." He's so blasé about it, it KILLS ME.]