But, I DO know you, Ianto Jones. I know you a little more than I'd like to, actually. But you wouldn't remember that, now would you? Nooo, no, no, no, no. The Doctor's made sure of that. Fixed you good and proper, didn't he? Well, I could be a rather merciful Lord. A little bit of deja' vu can't be all that bad, could it? What do you think?
Aaaand, there's those threats. Knew that was coming soon. Oh! GROW up, Ianto Jones. This is the real world, now. You're not in your adorable little Hub, living underneath all those precious little delusions made real by Captain Jackie. Why wait? What will he do? Give you a scolding? Beat you just the way you like it?
Come on, then, Ianto Jones. Be a man. Show him how it's done.