Oh, you're one of those.. indoorsy people, aren't you? You have GOT to learn that a little sunshine's never hurt anyone. Really! And again, your place is very much my concern. Is there some sort of echo on this thing?
You're absolutely right. We'll need something a little bit more grown up for someone like you. How about... Jack's Little Puppet? No, too long. Captain's Pet? Yes! Captain's Pet. Oh, but no. No. That sounds so grade school..