Oracle (intheclock) wrote in paragraffiti, @ 2009-03-26 04:00:00 |
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As some day it may happen that a villain must be found,
I've got a little list I've got a little list
Of society's repeat offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed who never would be missed!
They're the pesky individuals that escape from their jail cells
All criminals with flimsy plans who can't execute them well
Every Clown who stands around to monolouge to death
The copy-cats who crop up be-fore we can catch our breaths
And all the metahumans who've ever got me pissed
They'd none of 'em be missed they'd none of 'em be missed!
She's got 'em on the list she's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed they'll none of 'em be missed.
There's the demons down the street, and the others of their kind,
And nosferatu in their midsts, I've got them on the list!
And thugs out on the streets who try to shank you from behind
They never would be missed they never would be missed!
Then the psychopath who utters, with laughter in his voice,
I'm going to change your life, and you don't have a choice;
And the inmate from the asylum, his name is Jervis Tetch
And he doesn't seem to care when he's rather hard to fetch
And that singular anomaly, that somehow bests Batman's wit
I don't think he'd be missed I'm sure he'd not he missed!
She's got him on the list she's got him on the list;
And I don't think he'll be missed I'm sure he'll not be missed!
And the villain of the week, who just now is getting old
That one demon that hissed, I've got him on the list!
All magic doers, warlocks, Wiccan dabblers far too bold
They'd none of 'em be missed they'd none of 'em be missed.
And overconfident psychos of an apocalyptic sort,
You know the ones who sit around drinking blood in by the quart
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
For all around are heroes here and we have jobs to do
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed they'd none of 'em be missed!
[ooc: Going to pretend I didn't clobber this together at 4am. Here! Sing along with Stewie! nsfw. Original credit to Gilbert and Sullivan. Good night >.>]