Alessa.
If I wanted to punish you, I'd tell my girlfriend to get all vengeance happy. I'm not the punishy type. I choose to be angry and glare instead. It's an awesome routine.
By the way? Me calling you a crackhead in comparison to you torturing the hell out of me? Doesn't even come close to being a fulfilling punishment. I'd have to do a heck of a lot more to make you pay. That's just a tiny slap on the wrist. Not even.