Pits? That can cure people? Oh you have GOT to bloody well kidding me.
I've seen comedy. If you were there to see Pearl Harbor go down then you'd have seen real comedy too. But this? Here? It's bloody well priceless. I'm going out to the water now just to laugh at the morons trying to jump in and soil themselves for a 'cure'.
Anyone want to go? I'm bringing beer. Who wants beer?