If anyone so much as pulls Molly’s hair I’m gonna have to go all protective big brother on your ass. My mad skills will blind and intimidate you into nightmares and bed wetting and a whole bunch of other gross stuff that I might list later on when I have more time.
And OH MY GOD! I saw this purple demon last night and it SO looked exactly like Barney. I wanted to take a picture but then I discovered that I had no camera and before I could run into the store to get one, Old Lace was trying to eat Barney’s face off. It was epic. She totally kicked his ass.
And hey Kat? I have stuff I wanna show you later on. After I’m done feeding Molly ice cream.