In six days someone's going to be born. In six days someone's going to die. The birth and death will happen a nanosecond apart.
ETA: Because SOME people are highly sensitive/stupid/ignorant...
The above? Reference to the coming of the new year. 2005 will die, and 2006 will be born.
To all the parents who are reading this: If you have young children, and you're letting them go on the computer unsupervised, it's your fault if they read bad words on this thing. And it also makes you a bad parent.