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The latter was aimed at the stab-happy God-thwarters.
Semantics? Very well; don't get someone, for any reason, please.
I'm aware that nothing about me makes me diety--Reguardless of which--proof, being rather mortal and on the smoteable side, but, provided you're the one who's Plan for me apparently included knowing the difference between Good and Ridiculous, you'll understand the reasoning present. I've read my Testaments, so while I don't have your personal, emotional perspective on it all, I'd like to have it.
I've heard Team Virgin Sacrifice's reasons for why you'd be willing to bring about the Second Advent and wreak Holy Terror on all the shrubbery from here to Galilee. It's my basic understanding that you've got Angels to look after and Evil to smote, but if won't result in waking up to frogs bouncing off the window, I'd like to hear more.
If that offends you, you can always smite me down and remember not to give the next batch of Creation curiosity; though I would, of course, appreciate it if you didn't. As would my husband, who is looking distinctly nervous.