This will be the most interesting thing you read this year. I'm not even lying.
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Clancy is a stupid name. Who would name their kid Clancy? I should’ve punched Clancy in the face.
2. How much cash do you have on you? Ten dollars and change that I don’t feel like counting.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?" Gore.
4. Favorite planet? Pluto. I don’t care that they say it’s not a planet anymore. They have no respect for the awesomeness that is Pluto. They should get some and shut up.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? Some girl named Alexis. She’s a whore so I refuse to answer her calls.
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? Does anyone actually care?
7. What shirt are you wearing? It’s red.
8. Do you "label" yourself? Doesn’t everybody?
9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing? I don’t know. Why would anyone want to know that anyway?
10. Bright or Dark Room? Bright.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? S he has a nice name. Unlike some people I know.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Saving Clancy from his dad because Clancy is a loser and can’t do it himself.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say? Something about rabbits and frogs.
15. Where is your nearest 7-11? A few blocks away.
16. What's a word that you say a lot? Do you really think I keep track of what I say?
17.Who told you he/she loved you last? Clancy. I hope he wasn’t serious.
18. Last furry thing you touched? Bast. She’s a cat.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? I lost count. No, really… none.
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed? Zero.
21. Favorite age you have been so far? 13, before I was different.
22. Your worst enemy? Luthor and some reject named Hanison.
23. What is your current desktop picture? My cat. She deserves to be on my desktop.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone? If you do that again I’ll kill you.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? I’d take the money. Flying is overrated.
26. Do you like someone? I like a lot of people.
27. The last song you listened to? I don’t remember. I bet it was something by Celine Dion, coming directly from your younger selves room.