Greg
First of all, I'm really sorry some people here have been mean to you. That's not what this place should be about. There are good people here, but I'm afraid some of them haven't showed it.
Maybe you should meet Bucky and Steve? I think they're from an earlier time than you are, so you won't seem old fashioned to them. Quite the opposite, I would think.
I'd love to go and throw the football around sometime, but you'll have to tell me which one is the football. ;)