That would drive me fucking apeshit, dude, I can't even blame you. I'm just fucking with you.
I'm Jared, hey. Welcome to Sex Island. We don't have a brochure yet, but it features high drama quality entertainment on the network, when you're bored af and scrolling through strangers' conversations, manual labor, and I hear there's sex but I haven't really bothered trying to get laid yet so I'll assume that it is and add it to the bullet point list.