Same here, darling. I was beginning to wonder if I was destined to be stuck on an island practically bereft of women who were a bit more adventerous. Not that I'm dismissing our male population out of hand, but...well, variety and all that.
Indeed, and while my standards might have slipped in many departments, I can promise I will always be very creative in that one. But if we ever figure out the reasoning behind the presents, I'll have to work very hard on that.