the man who laughs (knives_and_lint) wrote in paracomms, @ 2009-03-03 00:41:00 |
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Entry tags: | the joker |
more gifts
[ooc: References to animal cruelty under the cut. Do not read if you are sensitive to this sort of thing. I kind of hate myself for writing it.]
A box wrapped in brightly colored ribbons, signed "Love, Terry", contains the dissected and dismembered corpses of three beagle puppies, carefully wrapped in newspapers to prevent blood seeping through the box.
A small brown paper wrapped package, with a birthday card included, this one signed "Bruce", contains The Batman Handbook
A thin package, wrapped in navy paper, with a card reading "From An Adoring Fan", containing a sexy Batgirl costume and an additional note that reads too bad we can't see your high kicks in this!