A gay midget clown stripper has been generously paid to visit Jessica. He will not leave until he sings his ditty and dance at least 100 times, or until she joins him to sing it once. It's set to the tune of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, and every time he completes the song a piece of clothing is removed...however, his hair and clown nose will not come off.
He sings: Sam Winchester wears women's underpants And he smells like poo Whenever we go out The people always shout Sam Winchester wears women's underpants Tra la la lalala Repeat
Sam will awaken to find the following. 1) His underwear has all been replaced by skimpy women's thongs and bras 2) A red clown nose has been superglued to his nose 3) The coffee has been replaced with gravy mix 4) His shampoo has been filled with blue hair dye 5) His cell phone is missing and this toy is in its place.