"You're not gonna get that if she keeps going all bonkers on you like that every time you see each other, man," Xander commented, shaking his head. "There's only one way to escape it and I don't think you're gonna like it. You need to get neutered. It's the only way to make any angry woman happy. Or buy her a gift, but I don't think that your woman would appreciate that too much. Or the neutering, actually. Heck, now that we're talking about it, I'm beginning to see the incredibly stupid..."
Xander really needed to think before he started up on his rants. They never ended well. "If not neutering, I'd say - I'd say you were royally screwed, Jacen." Jacobie. Jackie. Damn, he needed a good nickname.
Anya ventured off. Xander would definitely be following her out to check up on her after he made sure that the wonderful Jacen was all right. With his kickass lightbsaber and that smile - hey! One could enjoy a good smile! Stop with the judgmental looks!