"Ugh, I am NOT Nicole Richie! Get real. I'm so much more of a Paris." Buffy scowled. Harmony was gonna be a bitch to her, now?
"Harmy, I know you wanna be totally sweet to me, but you're like, hurting my feelings by trying to cast me as the ugly, fat, sidekick." A hand to her head - she was getting a headache. The cure for that was obviously more drinky.
"Do you not have any champy?" That was their lingo for Champagne.
"Hey, and where's your boyfriend? I wanted to meet him face to face so I could give him a really dirty look for being such a dickhead."
Realizing she had friendship duties to Harm she quickly said, "Any shop is fine, and I way missed you - too!"