Who: Harmony Kendall and Valley Girl!Buffy What: So. Much. Dimwitted. Blonde!! Where: The street Buffy said she was on When: Backdated to the night of the 14th Rating: TBD Status: In Progress.
Buffy had gone insane, thought Harmony, as her limo drove through the LA streets, Or more likely she'd been swapped out with Bizarro Buffy. Cause Cordy would never have been so mean about her, well up until all the unpleasentness with the betraying and trying to get all her friends killed, but that was totally by accident, and years ago now, well...about 3. 3 was years. Well for Cordelia specific betrayals, The thing with Angel about Hamilton didn't count.
She wasn't sure what to do with the Slayer or, not Slayer once she had her, on one hand, Slayers tasted goooood. On the other, Spike would kill her, and she didn't have the Gem of Arabia. On the other hand, it would solve her Buffy problem, but killing blondes in her limo might disrupt her ratings.
Or, ooh she could turn her. Spike would have to approve then?
Right?
Why was being an amazingly awesome and popular vampire so hard
She'd decide what to do once she found the Slayer, first there would be shopping. If they really were BFF's in Bizarro land, Harm wasn't about to let her become a vampire looking all worn and tired, she could even get her stylist if Buffy really looked hidious. Her driver nodded to her when they got to the street in question and Harmony looked out onto the street.
She totally was standing like a hooker, a classy hooker, not like Julia Roberts kind of hooker.