It was probably a bit wrong of Sarah to be amused but the vaguely sulky air that followed Peter whenever he had to start singing, be it out loud or mentally, as even purposeful mental communications seemed affected.
All right, not wrong, but definitely wicked. Still, who could blame her for finding his sulky puppy looks just as wonderful as the rest of him?
"Whenever I see someone less melodious than I (And let's face it - who isn't less melodious than I?)," she sang, that bit coming out in a conspiratorial stage whisper as she put a bit of dish soap bubbles on his nose, the words clearly joking only, as she had never been one to be truly that arrogant, then moved to rinse the dish she'd just washed, singing to him over her shoulder, "My tender heart tends to start to bleed And when someone needs a little tip I simply have to give out it I know, I know, exactly what they need
And even in your case," she sang, placing the wet dish and a towel in his hand, "Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face," and with a pat to his cheek that was entirely teasing – because truly, Peter's singing was far from horrible and Sarah liked hearing him sing, even if it meant copious amounts of alcohol and video evidence for later – she went back to the dishes, "Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed Follow my lead, and yes, indeed. You will be...
Lyrical. You're gonna be lyrical! I'll teach you the melody So you won't be out of key Little ways to get that bounce I'll show you how to harmonize Get you up to size Everything that really counts
To be lyrical I'll help you be lyrical! You'll hit every single note You'll get it by rote Know the songs you've got to know So let's start, cause you've got an awfully long way to go," she said, winking, again more than clear the entire exchange was in jest.
"Don't be offended by my frank analysis Think of it as musical dialysis Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a lover and adviser There's nobody wiser Not when it comes to the lyrical. I know about the lyrical And with an assist from me To be who you'll be Instead of tune-free who-you-were, well, are. There's nothing that can stop you From becoming lyrical."