Howard was a little down in the dumps. He was here, stranded in this weird place, without Bev, and without a friend in the world. People treated him strangely, as they had when he'd first fell out of the sky in Cleveland, and, as one would expect, relieving the experience wasn't exactly fun. He had managed to get a job, but it was at a jacuzzi/massage place, just like he'd worked at before and hated it. He hated this, too, but here, he felt he really didn't have a choice.
He was walking back to his shiny new apartment after a rough day on the job, and as he walked by the same alley he'd fell into a few weeks before, he thought he saw something, out of the corner of his eye.
He glanced over, and spotted a woman in the alley. She was tall, wearing a full purple outfit, and it looked like spandex but he might have been wrong.
He laughed, and blurted out the question on his mind. "Gee, does everyone get here the same way?"