"Canned? That's almost offensive. But I'll let you slide on this one."
Shawn was pleased David bumped back. He didn't think he'd be able to tolerate another Hornstock repeat.
"Shawn Spencer. So I'm the looks and the brains and you're the brawn? I guess I can handle that." He grinned and turned back to grab the duffle and apologize to Surly McBarman for quitting mere seconds after getting hired. "No worries dude! I will definitely keep you in mind. Yes, and I will definitely make sure my boyfriend treats me like the catch I am. I think he's learned his lesson this time don't you?"
Shawn winked back at the bartender and walked back over to David. "Now that we're all partner-y, we need to discuss the serious business that is nicknames. I'm leaning towards Creegy..."