"The spirits wished you to keep some dignity in public. They tend to take death very seriously."
Shawn snorted at the ficus comment, and was offended at David's assessment of his physical prowess. "Pfft. You have no idea what I'm capable of physically. I'll have you know that I won 'Most Likely To Bench His Own Weight in Pinapple' in a Pennsylvania gym once. And do you know how hard it is to get that much pineapple in Pennsylvania? It wasn't pretty."
Shawn extended his own hand, except it was really a fist. He smiled at David and tried to get across to the cop in front of him exactly what was intended.