"Good age. They're out of diapers by then right?" Shawn winked to show he was just kidding. Having kids was something that never occurred to him before. Or if it did it was in the "don't let Henry near them" sense.
"Dude, I've spent most of my life erasing those behaviors from my psyche. You so don't have to explain it to me." This had to be some karmic retribution. He couldn't have been dumped into the bedroom of a supermodel? Not that David wasn't bad company, it's just that, c'mon. A little variety wouldn't kill ya would it Universe?
"Resources schemourses. You just gotta get in there and shake things up! And I know my psychicness is astounding, and I have that printed up and framed in my living room as proof, but I have yet to develop the power that allows me to view the internet form my own head." Shawn held his empty hands up to remind David that he'd arrived in this universe in his birthday suit. And as far as he could tell, there were no computers or internet accessing devises stuck up any parts of him capable of holding said objects.