"Ladies, please! ...Two at a time! There's is plenty of.... oooh, that's not good." He said watching the first vampire shatter into a billion dust particles.
"Oh well." He said casually as he unslung his own swords and stuck the training two in the heart as well. "...I guess that just leaves you and me, Senorita Crazypants..." He said dashingly through his red and black spandex suit, bowing slightly.