Bender lowered his gaze to the man in front of him and stared at him blankly. What the hell was this guy on? Who in the name of Principal Vernon had never heard of a television before? People and television went hand in hand together! The television was what everybody pointed their furniture at. His own father swore upon television for entertainment. Hell, he didn't do anything else than watch the tv and smoke and drink. "It's a TV! A television. Are you on LSD? Y'know.. Now's not the time to be doin' drugs in case you hadn't noticed."
The Unified Stations? Now he knew this guy had been fishing around in Brian's underwear for drugs. It was so obvious. Only a guy doped up to his teeth could come up with this crap and still sound serious. Unless, he was from a different world but Bender had way too much fun making fun of people to care about that. "Well go find your daddy, then. I'm sure he'd be glad to see the crack dealer his son has become. I know my dad loves it when I come home with a new bag of pot."