"We will do spikes," declared Trevor, "and follow in the example of the David."
He used the Kool-Aid paste as hair gel, putting the color on and the spikes in at the same time. "You will want to leave the Kool-Aid in for as long as you can stand it to make sure the color goes in bright, so your head is going to smell of delicious citrus fruit for the rest of the day. And for tomorrow Elmer's glue makes a good spike-holding implement and will eventually wash out with hot water."
The dating advice question made him shake his head. "Young padawan, the Zombie Jesus is many things, but a dating guru he is not. Mickey would, in fact, be a better option if only because he currently has some sort of girlfriend."