"Uhhh." Peter hastily stuffed the bear to his side and tried for a casual sort of look. That, however, turned out to be a fairly useless attempt on his part, as Mary Jane was already voicing out his previous actions with a rather amused look on her face. He went a little red and laughed.
"You think it's cute," he said, hanging his head. He gave it a shake, almost as though he were pitying her. "This is serious business, MJ, if this teddy bear corrupts our child? There's just a whole lot of violence in it for him." He reached over and grabbed onto the bear. Turning it back to face him again, he shot it another serious look. "Isn't that right, Teddy? Tell her all about the violence."
The bear was then turned to face Mary Jane. Shifting his hand to the back of the bears head, he forced it to nod in response. Peter's eyes widened as he put on a look of surprise. "See? He knows."