"Right, well, you're not fictional. We're not fictional. It's just that these J.K Rowling wench seems to know a thing or two about us and decided to write a book series on it."
He shrugged a bit and frowned. "And by saying a thing or two, I mean...well, everything. From Harry's perspective, it seems. I went through one of the books. And...then I got bored. Maybe you'd have a better hand at reading them than I would."