"Hey! I've been using that name for decades and nobody has ever had a problem with it until you, lady." He opened the back door to the van and let out the priests.
"Alright, you guys probably already figured out that we're not going to the orphaned-old-person home and that-- hey- hey! Where are you guys going?!" He called after the two priests who were currently running down the street. "You'll just make them.... oooh that can't be good.
The older priest was snapped in half and the younger priest was now a puddle on the street, courtesy of the demons who were now starting to creep towards Deadpool.
"Hey, you guys know you're going to hell for that right?- Hey lady...? I'd stay back if I were you... but I'm not you.. so do whatever you want.. Hey!"
He pointed a sword at one of the creeping demons, bursting into song, "When you're a merc, You're a merc all the way... From your first demon kill to your last... uh..."
The demons growled, chirped, and cackled as they tore closer to the befuddled super hero.
"Um... "
A demon slashed its claws at Wade with little to effect, other than the obligatory bloodsplash on the concrete.