Who: Wade Wilson and the Demons who are tormenting Mikaela Banes and anyone else wanting to partake When: January 17, 3:00am Where: Fine Line Body Shop, on East 59th Street What: Happy Demon Fun Time! Rating: PG-13 for violence Status: Incomplete
It took him a while, but Wade managed to coast down to the Fine Line Body shop. Not too many people seemed to be bothered by a large man in a black and red latex suit driving a nearly dead van to one of LA's more colorful sections, nestled sweetly between South Central and Inglewood.
"Just call me D-Piddie, ladies... Say, have any of you fine outstanding citizens of Los Angeles seen some demons?" He said as he got out of his van to some less than attractive broads across the street. The old priest and the young priest sat in the back of the van, thoroughly confused as to exactly what Wade had meant when he had said he had a shelter full of cancerous children and cold elderly in need of their assistance.
"Or something that could be representative or a metaphor for a demon...? Possibly Tara Reid?"