She really hated it, but Heather couldn't suppress a snort of laughter at that. The ridiculousness was too much, and Heather would never understand religion or faith or wild hopes and dreams of eternal paradise. The things she'd gone through kind of wiped any of that right out of her.
"You can take it with you when you go. If I wanted to read bullshit, I'd go after those magazines with Bigfoot and aliens in them. This goes beyond weird and right into creepy."