"I have, actually!" said Simon brightly. "It's set in Vichy France and is about Forbidden Nazi Love. It's a musical, the set-piece being 'O How I Love Being In The Gestapo (And How The Gestapo Loves Being In Me)'. Unfortunately I haven't found a buyer for it yet; apparently the prospect of having to cast someone to play Hitler in suspenders and a bra turns the producers off."