Clark shook his head. "No! No, no, no. I'm not Superman! This is really not funny anymore, Lois. I mean, I've signed up for golf lessons just so I can learn how to man up!" He raised his hands in front of him in what he hoped to be an almost threatening sort of way. Instead, it just looked downright silly. "See?" He tried for a smile. "And if you ask my instructor? She thinks that I don't have enough strength for the game. But I'm gonna prove her wrong."
He was not liking this. At all. "I think maybe we should go get that coffee now. It's getting awfully late." He was trying to divert her attention toward something else. After all, she had been raving over coffee five minutes ago. If he could just get her back to that...