"Oh the poor baby. I wonder why he had such a busy past few days...." Heheheh. He couldn't help but try and pinpoint the entire abduction of the little girl on that loser. That big beefheaded loser.
"Food first!" He said, grabbing one of the bags away from her as they entered the elevator. The doors closed and things went suddenly silent. Wade looked up to watch the floors pass as he silently let some, ahem, wind pass. He was still Deadpool, and there was nothing funnier than Dutch-ovening an innocent. After all, she already didn't seem to have any problems accepting Wade as her King.