King? Maybe she was just crazy... Deadpool liked crazy.
"I know-- wait, what's my name again?" Maybe it was just too dark for her to see that this incredibly handsome mug wasn't her man-- wait wasn't her man Angel/Booth? He looked nothing like that meathead! This was all making Wade's brain hurt.
Or maybe...
The gears in his head tried to turn yet again, forming the beginning of a beautiful plan.