Ares sat sprawled on his throne, idly inspecting his fingernails or at least that's what his newest priest thought the wargod was doing. In fact, Ares was ignoring every mortal who traipsed through his doors begging for his services.
"Lord Ares." He glanced over and glared at the priest causing the man to cower slightly under the death stare. Lifting his brows as his means of response he waited for the cowering man to continue. "There's a uhm..well..a.."
"SPIT IT OUT MAGGOT!" Ares bellowed then took in a deep breath and cleared his throat. "There's a what?" he growled a little more calmly.
"Half naked green woman outside the door my Lord." the priest blurted out then waited for the outburst. When it didn't come he breathed a sigh of relief.
"And...she's still standing outside why?" Ares asked. "Go let her in idiot!" he turned his head and shouted at the man. When the priest backed away then turned and ran for the door, Ares threw his head back and started laughing. "Too easy." he muttered to himself. At least the priests in his time hadn't cowered from him. He wasn't sure how long this one would remain in one piece if he kept it up.